Traditional herbal wisdom for modern impertinence.
Traditional Wisdom, Modern Rebellion.
Small-batch botanicals crafted with intentionality and audacity. Every creation supports body, mind, and space— honoring natural rhythms and embracing personal power.
Infuse your life with intention. Live without apology.
The Everyday Survival Kit
Some days call for energy.
Some days call for release.
Some nights call for real rest.
The Everyday Survival Kit was created for exactly that — a simple, supportive collection of handcrafted herbal teas designed to help you move through the rhythm of daily life with a little more balance.
This bundle includes three loose-leaf blends to support your morning, emotional reset, and deep sleep.
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Rise & Shine, Gorgeous!
A bright, refreshing blend crafted to gently wake the body and clear the mind.
Green tea offers smooth natural caffeine, while lemongrass and lemon peel add clean citrus brightness. Peppermint and rosemary help sharpen focus and awaken the senses.
Ingredients:
Green tea, lemongrass, lemon peel, peppermint, rosemary
Lightly energizing without the crash, Rise & Shine offers clean focus and a fresh start to your day.
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Full Moon
Created to support emotional release and healing, this calming floral blend helps you slow down, soften, and let go of what you no longer need to carry.
Ingredients:
Chamomile, hibiscus, rose, lemon balm
Brewed tea naturally appears deep purple, though lighting and acidity may shift the color toward red in photographs — a beautiful reminder that healing itself isn’t one shade.
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Dream Time
A gentle nighttime blend designed to relax the nervous system and encourage deep, restorative sleep.
Chamomile and lemon balm calm the body, lavender promotes relaxation, rose softens the experience, and butterfly pea flower creates a naturally blue infusion while supporting a peaceful evening wind-down.
Ingredients:
Chamomile, lemon balm, lavender, butterfly pea flower, rose
Soft, floral, and naturally calming — the perfect companion for winding down at the end of a long day.
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What You’ll Receive
• Three handcrafted loose-leaf herbal teas
• Small-batch blended
• Caffeine-free evening blends
• Thoughtfully created for real, everyday life
Because survival shouldn’t mean running on empty.
Bundle Ships Free in the United States!
Full Moon
Full Moon is a restorative herbal blend created to support emotional release, nervous system calm, and gentle healing. Thoughtfully crafted to help you slow down and reset, this caffeine-free tea offers a moment of softness in the middle of demanding days.
Balanced with soothing florals and calming herbs, Full Moon is designed for the moments when you need to exhale — to let go of tension, process what you’re carrying, and return to a steadier place.
Naturally caffeine-free
Supports relaxation & emotional release
Hand-blended in small batches
Color & Appearance
Full Moon brews a naturally purple infusion that shifts in different lighting conditions, sometimes appearing deep violet, ruby, or red in photographs or bright sunlight. This color change is completely natural and comes from the botanicals themselves.
Ingredients
Chamomile, Hibiscus, Rose, Lemon Balm
Flavor Profile
Floral • Lightly tart • Smooth • Comforting
Brewing Instructions
- Use 1–2 teaspoons per 8 oz hot water
- Steep 5–7 minutes
- Enjoy hot or chilled
Handcrafted in small batches by The Impertinent Woman.
Dream Time
Rest isn’t a luxury — it’s survival.
Dream Time is a calming herbal blend created to help your body unwind, quiet a racing mind, and ease you into deep, restorative sleep. Gentle floral notes and soothing herbs work together to release tension from the day and prepare you for true rest.
This naturally caffeine-free tea is perfect for evenings, bedtime routines, or anytime your nervous system needs permission to slow down.
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Ingredients
Chamomile, lemon balm, lavender, butterfly pea flower, rose
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Flavor Profile
Soft • Floral • Lightly sweet • Comforting
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Caffeine Content
Caffeine-free
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Why You’ll Love It
• Encourages relaxation and calm
• Supports deeper, more restorative sleep
• Helps ease stress and mental tension
• Ideal for nighttime winding down
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Brewing Instructions
1 tsp loose leaf tea per 8 oz hot water
Steep 5–7 minutes
Best enjoyed warm before bed
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Handcrafted in small batches to help you end the day gently — because rest isn’t something you earn. It’s something you deserve.
Our Alchemy
The Impertinent Woman is a small-batch apothecary rooted in the wisdom of herbs and botanical alchemy.
Each creation supports body, mind, and soul with clarity, steadiness, and reverence. Because natural rhythms deserve attention—not dismissal.
The Impertinent Woman isn’t your typical apothecary. We combine traditional herbal wisdom with modern audacity, crafting small batch teas, oils, and botanicals that support you mind, body, and space.
Every product is intentional, ritualistic, and unapologetically you—designed for people who want clarity, comfort, and a touch of magic in everyday life.
We honor natural rhythms and embrace personal power.
Infuse your life with intention. Live without apology.
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