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Soul Cartography Chakra Collection
$90.00


Complete Seven-Chakra Ritual Spray Collection

Seven chakras. Seven intentions. One complete spectrum.

Soul Cartography brings together all seven of The Impertinent Woman’s Chakra Ritual Sprays in one complete collection.

Each spray was created around a different chakra and its symbolic energy, with its own distinctive scent, color, and character. Use them individually or incorporate the full collection into your personal ritual practice.

ROOTED — Root Chakra
Earthy • Warm • Spiced • Grounding

A warm, earthy blend for rituals centered around grounding, stability, connection, and feeling anchored in your own space.

PULSE — Sacral Chakra
Warm • Spiced • Floral • Bright

A vibrant blend for rituals centered around creativity, movement, sensuality, emotional expression, and embracing your spark.

RADIANCE — Solar Plexus Chakra
Bright • Citrus • Warm • Spiced

A bright, invigorating blend for rituals centered around confidence, personal power, optimism, and stepping fully into your presence.

AMOR — Heart Chakra
Floral • Soft • Romantic • Creamy

A lush floral blend for rituals centered around love, compassion, connection, self-worth, and keeping your heart open without giving yourself away.

EXPRESSION — Throat Chakra
Cool • Herbal • Fresh • Woody

A crisp, refreshing blend for rituals centered around communication, clarity, authenticity, and finding your voice.

INSIGHT — Third Eye Chakra
Herbal • Woody • Soft • Meditative

A thoughtful herbal blend for rituals centered around reflection, intuition, awareness, and looking beyond the surface.

ETHER — Crown Chakra
Soft • Floral • Woody • Meditative

A gentle, contemplative blend for rituals centered around stillness, mindfulness, spiritual connection, and quiet reflection.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

✦ Rooted — 2 oz
✦ Pulse — 2 oz
✦ Radiance — 2 oz
✦ Amor — 2 oz
✦ Expression — 2 oz
✦ Insight — 2 oz
✦ Ether — 2 oz

$90 for all seven
$105 individual value — that’s one spray FREE.

Use the collection as part of your meditation, journaling, altar work, personal rituals, or whenever you want to create an intentional moment for yourself.

Seven sprays. Seven colors. Seven expressions of intention.

Featured Favorites

Soul Space Prism
$16.00

Soul Space Prism

Herbal Tea for Mental Overwhelm, Stress & Grounding Rituals

When your mind feels crowded—too many thoughts, too much input, no clear place to land—what you need isn’t more stimulation.

You need space.

Soul Space Prism is a grounding herbal blend created for mental overwhelm, overstimulation, and moments when you need to reset your internal pace.

Lavender, peppermint, and chamomile create a calming herbal foundation traditionally used to support relaxation and ease. Sage adds an earthy, clearing depth. Hibiscus brings a soft tart brightness, while butterfly pea flower adds a gentle visual shift that turns the cup into a grounding ritual in itself.

This is not about shutting your mind off. It is about giving your thoughts room to settle.

This is not a substitute for medical care, diagnosis, or treatment. It is a supportive herbal ritual for grounding and nervous system ease.

Ingredients:
Lavender, Peppermint, Sage, Butterfly Pea Flower, Hibiscus, Chamomile

A cup for:

  • mental clutter or overstimulation

  • racing or scattered thoughts

  • difficulty relaxing or grounding

  • evening wind-down or reset rituals

Sip slowly. Let the noise thin out.

Sun Kissed Aura
$16.00

Sun Kissed Aura

Herbal Tea for Low Energy, Emotional Flatness & Gentle Warmth

Some days don’t feel heavy—they feel muted.
Like your energy is there, but dimmed beneath the surface.

Sun Kissed Aura is a warm, grounding herbal blend designed for low-energy days, emotional flatness, or feeling disconnected from your usual sense of spark.

Rooibos creates a naturally smooth, full-bodied base. Calendula brings a soft, golden floral warmth that feels steady and grounding. Vanilla adds comfort and roundness, while a subtle hint of orange peel lifts the aroma just slightly—more fragrant than bold, like warmth in the background rather than the forefront.

This tea is not stimulating. It does not push energy or intensity. It is designed to offer gentle warmth and ease as you move through lower, slower days.

Ingredients:
Rooibos, Calendula, Orange Peel, Vanilla

A cup for:

  • low mood or emotional flatness

  • fatigue or depletion

  • feeling “dim” or disconnected

  • slow, gentle daily rituals

Warm, steady, and softly supportive—like sunlight you don’t have to chase.

Storm & Sanctuary
$42.00

Storm & Sanctuary Collection

Save $6 with the bundle

A Ritual Tea Collection for Nervous System Weather & Emotional Return

You don’t always need answers.
Sometimes you just need something warm in your hands and a reason to slow down.

Storm & Sanctuary is a set of three intentional herbal teas designed for emotional states that don’t fit neatly into words—overwhelm, depletion, restlessness, or the quiet feeling of being uncentered.

Each blend is crafted as a small ritual of return.

Heart Space Glow

Soft Floral Blend

For the moments when everything feels too loud inside your chest.

This is a soft landing tea—floral, gentle, slightly sweet—made for emotional overwhelm, sensitivity, and tender days when you need less input, not more advice.

A cup for:

  • overstimulation

  • anxious spirals

  • emotional heaviness

  • sensitive hearts that feel everything at once

It doesn’t push you into calm.
It meets you where you are and lowers the volume.

Sun Kissed Aura

Warm Golden Blend

For low days when your spark feels far away.

This blend is warmth without urgency—steady, warming, softly grounding. It’s designed for depletion, emotional flatness, or the “I can’t quite get going” kind of days.

A cup for:

  • low energy

  • emotional heaviness without intensity

  • feeling disconnected or dimmed

  • gentle re-entry into the day

Not stimulation.
Not intensity.
Just warmth returning slowly.

Soul Space Prism

Grounding Herbal Blend

For the noise in your mind that won’t settle.

Cool, clearing, and deeply grounding—this blend is designed for stillness. For when you need space between your thoughts again.

A cup for:

  • mental clutter

  • overstimulation

  • difficulty settling

  • grounding after emotional or social overload

It doesn’t silence you.
It gives you room to hear yourself again.

The Ritual

Steep slowly.
Let it be unproductive.
Let it be still.

This is not wellness as optimization.
This is care as interruption.

A moment where nothing is required of you except to be here.

Crafted With Intention

  • Small-batch herbal blends

  • Naturally caffeine-conscious botanicals

  • No artificial flavors or fillers

  • Designed for emotional ritual use, not clinical treatment

This Collection Is For You If…

You move through the world feeling deeply, sometimes too deeply.
You hold a lot—emotionally, mentally, internally—and you rarely get spaces that ask nothing from you in return.

This is one of those spaces.

Word on the Street:

“Emily takes her time creating specific blends, scents, and products to ensure everything you purchase from The Impertinent Woman is exactly as she describes it. Her teas are amazing and her new oils are wonderful!”

—R.J.

Their tea is amazing. I don’t normally drink tea, but these are all delicious, sweetened and unsweetened!

—H.R.

Perfect and beautifully packaged! She even included a free sample tea, which I immediately made a cup of. It was so delicious! You can tell that there is love and intention made with these. I cannot wait to order more!

— Solstice Vibrations

Select your energy. We’ll meet you there.

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